Finnish

Noun

kyrpä

1. (vulgar) Male genitalia: cock, dick, prick, schlong.
2. (vulgar) An annoying person: ****, prick.
3. (obsolete) A lone, tall pine tree (allegedly the sole meaning of the word until around 1850s)

Declension

Synonyms

• (male genitalia): kulli, muna, mulkku (vulgar). kikkeli, pippeli (colloquial). siitin, **** (decent)

Usage notes

While the respective female word, ****, isn't normally used directly to call someone names, kyrpä often is. Saatanan kyrpä! **** ****! (literally "Satan's prick")

Sometimes the definite plural case kyrvät is used for the entire set of male genitalia, but it can refer to the cocks of a group of men.

• Silloin juostiin kyrvät pystyssä naisten perässä.
  • Back then we ran after women with our cocks erect.
• Mun kyrvät oli arkana nussimisesta.
  • My dick and balls were sore from ****.

The indefinite plural case kyrpiä is easily confused to be the basic form of the monopersonal verb kyrpii. It is, however, rarely used in this sense. See vituttaa for closer details.

• (monopersonal verb) Mua alkaa hiljalleen kyrpiä.
  • I'm slowly getting really annoyed.
• (indefinite plural noun) Useimmat poliitikot ovat täysiä kyrpiä.
  • Most politicians are real pricks.

Derived terms

• verbs: kyrpiä, kyrpiintyä