English

Adjective

bepenised ‎(not comparable)

1. Having a **** or a representation/replica of a ****.
   • 1976, Edgar Berman, The Solid Gold Stethoscope, Macmillan (1976), ISBN 9780025100503, unnumbered page:

     And now lately imagine the shock of having sent down a nicely bepenised and scrotumed Johnny only to have it come back a vaginad Janie.

   • 2009, Wendy McClure, "The Last Man on Earth", Love Is a Four-Letter Word: True Stories of Breakups, Bad Relationships, and Broken Hearts (ed. Michael Taeckens), Penguin (2009), ISBN 9781101105108, unnumbered page:

     But my desire was different from the majority of other bepenised individuals, I reckon.

   • 2009 September 25, Legume [username], “Re: I want to do disgusting things with this man”, in alt.slack, Usenet:

     And you are a licentious ill-mannered sea cow whose time could be better spent washing your husband's socks than lamely attempting to engage your bepenised betters in banter.

Synonyms

• bedicked, penised, phallused