English

Noun

fuckwittery ‎(uncountable)

1. (Britain, slang, vulgar, pejorative) Behaviour of a fuckwit; irksome foolishness.
   • 2001, Andy McSmith, Innocent in the House

     I've got a degree in total fuckwittery, but why is that a material fact, Richard? Nobody has denied that Lady Draycott was Joseph Pilgrim's mistress.

   • 2002, Adrian Coyle, Celia Kitzinger, Lesbian and Gay Psychology: New Perspectives

     ...the 'sameness argument' — 'challenge this whole fuckwittery about "I treat everybody the same'".

   • 2004, Garry Mulholland, This Is Uncool: The 500 Greatest Singles Since Punk and Disco

     ...and 'Three Lions' jingoistic fuckwittery that went on to lay karmic waste to record labels, live venues and rock mag institutions alike.

   • 2005, Ian Rankin, Fleshmarket Alley

     "How the **** are we supposed to help them when they've got gold medals in fuckwittery — answer that, Sherlock!" She slammed her briefcase down...

   • 2005, Tim Worstall, 2005: Dispatches from the Blogosphere

     That claim summed up the utter fuckwittery of horoscopes. It implied that either (i) all horoscopes prior to that were totally wrong...

Synonyms

• fucktardery