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queef

queef

English

Noun

queef (plural queefs)

  1. (slang) An emission of air from the ****, especially when audible.
    • 2004, Michael Ryan, The Dirtiest Toilet Humor Book Ever, iUniverse, published 2004, page 47:
      Finally, I have only heard about it, but what about the queef? This is the ****-fart. Is it truly possible?
    • 2005, The Bloodhound Gang (music), “Pennsylvania”:
      We are the queef after a porn star breaks the gang bang record.
    • 2010 October 16, Casselman, Bill, Where a Dobdob Meets a Dikdik: A Word Lover's Guide to the Weirdest, Wackiest, and Wonkiest Lexical Gems, Original edition, Avon: Adams Media, ISBN 9781440506369, OL 24539105M, page 192:
      A queef is not, of course, flatulence, so technically it is not a fart either. It is air, not waste gases produced by digestion, so often there is no attendant odor.
    • For more examples of usage of this term, see Citations:queef.
    Was that a fart or a queef?
  2. (slang) A contemptible person.
    • 2000 January 12, World Wide Recorder Concert”, in South Park, season 3, episode 17:
      Tough Guy: Oh yeah? Well, you look like a bunch of queefs to me, huh?
    • 2000 September 12, D. G. Porter, “Re: OT: Bush **** Up with Mike On”, in alt.tv.southpark, Usenet, message-ID <39BE65CF.567C@pacbell.net>:
      When you dumb-**** repeat some right-wing loon's lie it only makes you look like a queef.
    • For more examples of usage of this term, see Citations:queef.

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Verb

queef (third-person singular simple present queefs, present participle queefing, simple past and past participle queefed)

  1. (intransitive, slang) To produce an emission of air from the ****.
  2. (transitive, slang) To make the noise of (a thing) by means of queefs.
    • 2002, Dennis Hensley, Screening Party, Alyson Publishing, published 2002, page 74:
      back to the movie where we find Kim, back at the gallery, so catatonic and sex-obsessed she'd sell Michaelangelo's David for $5 and queef the theme from Close Encounters for no extra charge.

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    Scots

    Pronunciation

    • IPA(key): /kwif/

    Noun

    queef (plural queefs)

    1. trick, ploy