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spank_the_monkey
spank the monkey
English
Verb
spank the monkey (third-person singular simple present spanks the monkey, present participle spanking the monkey, simple past and past participle spanked the monkey)
- (idiomatic, colloquial, vulgar) To **** (male).
- Tim said, "I'm going to go home and spank the monkey."