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Pisser
pisser
pisser
See also: Pisser
English
Noun
pisser (plural pissers)
- One who pisses.
- That which pisses, particularly a ****.
- (US dialect, slang) Someone or something impressive or remarkable.
- (Britain, slang) A disappointing or frustrating situation or event.
- (chiefly US, vulgar slang) That into which one pisses: a toilet or urinal.
- (Australia, slang) An extremely amusing person or thing.
Synonyms
- (vulgar slang for toilet): See **** and Wikisaurus:toilet
Derived terms
- pissa, pissah
- pull one's pisser
Translations
one who pisses
toilet — see toilet
vulgar slang for toilet — see ****
Anagrams
References
- Oxford English Dictionary. "pisser, n."
French
Etymology
From Old French pissier, from Vulgar Latin *pissiāre, present active infinitive of *pissiō, of originally Germanic origin or of echoic origin. Cognates include Catalan pixar, Italian pisciare, Romanian pișa.
Pronunciation
- IPA(key): /pi.se/
Verb
pisser
- (transitive, intransitive, slang) to piss
- (transitive) to pour with (some liquid)
- Et, au milieu de cette buée amassée goutte à goutte, de cette évaporation continue des trois marmites, où fondaient les cochons, il n'était certainement pas, du plancher au plafond, un clou qui ne pissât la graisse.
- And, in the midst of that steam built up drop by drop, that continual evaporation from the three pots where the pigs were stewing, there wasn't a single nail from floor to ceiling which wasn't pouring with grease. (Emile Zola, Le Ventre de Paris)
- Et, au milieu de cette buée amassée goutte à goutte, de cette évaporation continue des trois marmites, où fondaient les cochons, il n'était certainement pas, du plancher au plafond, un clou qui ne pissât la graisse.
Conjugation
Conjugation of pisser (see also Appendix:French verbs)
simple | compound | ||||||
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infinitive | pisser | avoir pissé | |||||
gerund | en pissant | en ayant pissé | |||||
present participle | pissant /pi.sɑ̃/ |
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past participle | pissé /pi.se/ |
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person | singular | plural | |||||
first | second | third | first | second | third | ||
indicative | je (j’) | tu | il | nous | vous | ils | |
simple tenses |
present | pisse /pis/ |
pisses /pis/ |
pisse /pis/ |
pissons /pi.sɔ̃/ |
pissez /pi.se/ |
pissent /pis/ |
imperfect | pissais /pi.sɛ/ |
pissais /pi.sɛ/ |
pissait /pi.sɛ/ |
pissions /pi.sjɔ̃/ |
pissiez /pi.sje/ |
pissaient /pi.sɛ/ |
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past historic1 | pissai /pi.se/ |
pissas /pi.sa/ |
pissa /pi.sa/ |
pissâmes /pi.sam/ |
pissâtes /pi.sat/ |
pissèrent /pi.sɛʁ/ |
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future | pisserai /pi.sʁe/ |
pisseras /pi.sʁa/ |
pissera /pi.sʁa/ |
pisserons /pi.sʁɔ̃/ |
pisserez /pi.sʁe/ |
pisseront /pi.sʁɔ̃/ |
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conditional | pisserais /pi.sʁɛ/ |
pisserais /pi.sʁɛ/ |
pisserait /pi.sʁɛ/ |
pisserions /pi.sə.ʁjɔ̃/ |
pisseriez /pi.sə.ʁje/ |
pisseraient /pi.sʁɛ/ |
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compound tenses |
present perfect | Use the present tense of avoir followed by the past participle | |||||
pluperfect | Use the imperfect tense of avoir followed by the past participle | ||||||
past anterior1 | Use the past historic tense of avoir followed by the past participle | ||||||
future perfect | Use the future tense of avoir followed by the past participle | ||||||
conditional perfect | Use the conditional tense of avoir followed by the past participle | ||||||
subjunctive | que je (j’) | que tu | qu’il | que nous | que vous | qu’ils | |
simple tenses |
present | pisse /pis/ |
pisses /pis/ |
pisse /pis/ |
pissions /pi.sjɔ̃/ |
pissiez /pi.sje/ |
pissent /pis/ |
imperfect1 |
pissasse /pi.sas/ |
pissasses /pi.sas/ |
pissât /pi.sa/ |
pissassions /pi.sa.sjɔ̃/ |
pissassiez /pi.sa.sje/ |
pissassent /pi.sas/ |
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compound tenses |
past | Use the present subjunctive tense of avoir followed by the past participle | |||||
pluperfect1 | Use the imperfect subjunctive tense of avoir followed by the past participle | ||||||
imperative | – | tu | – | nous | vous | – | |
— | pisse /pis/ |
— | pissons /pi.sɔ̃/ |
pissez /pi.se/ |
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Derived terms
Anagrams
Middle French
Etymology
From Old French pissier, from Vulgar Latin *pissiō
Verb
pisser
- (vulgar) to piss (excrete urine)
Conjugation
- Middle French conjugation varies from one text to another. Hence, the following conjugation should be considered as typical, not as exhaustive.
Conjugation of pisser
simple | compound | ||||||
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infinitive | pisser | avoir pissé | |||||
gerund | en pissant | Use the gerund of avoir followed by the past participle | |||||
present participle | pissant | ||||||
past participle | pissé | ||||||
person | singular | plural | |||||
first | second | third | first | second | third | ||
indicative | ie (may be i' before a vowel) | tu | il | nous | vous | ilz, elles | |
simple tenses |
present | pisse | pisses | pisse | pissons | pissez | pissent |
imperfect | pissois, pissoys | pissois, pissoys | pissoit, pissoyt | pissions, pissyons | pissiez, pissyez | pissoient, pissoyent | |
past historic | pissa | pissas | pissa | pissasmes | pissastes | pisserent | |
future | pisserai, pisseray | pisseras | pissera | pisserons | pisserez | pisseront | |
conditional | pisserois, pisseroys | pisserois, pisseroys | pisseroit, pisseroyt | pisserions, pisseryons | pisseriez, pisseryez | pisseroient, pisseroyent | |
compound tenses |
present perfect | Use the present tense of avoir followed by the past participle | |||||
pluperfect | Use the imperfect tense of avoir followed by the past participle | ||||||
past anterior | Use the past historic tense of avoir followed by the past participle | ||||||
future perfect | Use the future tense of avoir followed by the past participle | ||||||
conditional perfect | Use the conditional tense of avoir followed by the past participle | ||||||
subjunctive | que ie | que tu | qu'il | que nous | que vous | qu'ilz, qu'elles | |
simple tenses |
present | pisse | pisses | pisse | pissons | pissez | pissent |
imperfect | pissasse | pissasses | pissast | pissassions | pissassiez | pissassent | |
compound tenses |
past | Use the present subjunctive of avoir followed by the past participle | |||||
pluperfect | Use the imperfect subjunctive of avoir followed by the past participle | ||||||
imperative | – | tu | – | nous | vous | – | |
— | pisse | — | pissons | pissez | — |